New Stock Market Definitions...
Sedona's Red Rocks
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance and the wife gets no jewelry.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Once an index, but currently, used to describe life for most Americans.
STOCK ANALYST -- The idiot who just downgraded your stocks.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who is now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word- no longer in use.