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Tips For a Good Life...
Watson Lake, Prescott, Arizona 1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to. 3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows Read More...
The Benefits of the Golden Years....
Last fall colors over the Verde River in Cornville The perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! Even 80! 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects Read More...
An Enlightening View of One Billion...
Mingus Mountain and the City of Cottonwood An Enlightening View of One Billion With all the talk of bailout funds and economic stimulus, I thought this would be a good item to pass along…... A billion seconds ago it was 1959. A billion minutes Read More...
Taxes You Can Look Forward to Paying This Year.....
Accounts Receivable Tax ,Building Permit Tax ,CDL License Tax, Cigarette Tax, Corporate Income Tax, Dog License Tax, Federal Income Tax, Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA), Fishing License Tax, Food License Tax , Fuel Permit Tax, Gasoline Tax , Hunting License Read More...
A Tax Time Poem…...
Tax his land, Tax his wage, Tax his bed in which he lays. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes is the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirts, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax Read More...
New Stock Market Definitions...
Sedona's Red Rocks BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance and the wife gets no jewelry. VALUE INVESTING -- The art Read More...
The Glass is Half Full.......
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser – in case you thought optimism was dead. Robert Brault Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. Read More...
Tax Time!!!...
Yes, the deadline is less than 90 days away. If you are like us and filed late, it probably feels like you got done with them and are somewhat bewildered that that day is here already! Enjoy these quotes. The taxpayer - that's someone who works for Read More...
Interesting Facts To Ponder On...
I wonder if Colonel Sanders Ok'ed this... The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The Read More...
The Positive Side of Life...
Living on earth can be expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. You may sometimes feel like the only person in the world, but you may also be the world Read More...
Darkness vs. Light
Kermode Bear, British Columbia, CA A university professor challenged his students with these questions. Does evil exist? Did God create evil? Did God create everything that exists? A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!" "God created everything?" Read More...
Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff....
With all the negative news floating around about the economy, the real estate market and the soaring cost of fuel, I thought it would be nice to pass along a copy of an e-mail my Dad sent to me. .....Just a little reminder of how good life really is, Read More...
9 Statements Women Use– And How A Man Should Interpret Them!
"Wine Country" Remembers Her Roots (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If a woman is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes Read More...
A Few Pictures From The Redneck Hall of Fame Photo Album!
We have no idea who took these photos, we are just thankful they did! Put me down for the Chicken Dish and a Twinkie.... Turn the Oridinary into the extraordinary! Martha Stewart I'll bet these fellas were real popular with the ladies at the lake! Read More...
Reflections on Government...
Proof Positive the grass really is greener on the other side of the fence. Great Minds on Government- A Little Tax Season Cheer! 1) Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain 2) I contend that Read More...
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